. In this episode, Freeman feels like a teapot and remembers his grandfather.

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Freeman’s Mind. Episode 18.

Translation and voice acting thanks to Uncle Krasius. His channel is in the description,

come and give him a like as a thank you. Mikhail Malyarov and others.

No, today I will do without atonement from Electro-Jesus

In terms of what mine are like

he will forgive me electro-sins?

Too much resistance?

The human body does not consume much electricity

Well, on the brain, how much does it take?? 20 watt? Like that?

Although, one day we went overboard with energy use

in one experiment that led to the end of the world.

This is a little bit my fault.

BUT, I think that’s not why everything,

what’s here is trying to kill me.

In terms of, I’m much more multifaceted..

there are many reasons to wish me dead.

It is obvious that in this town they want to kill me for one reason,

but in that big one it’s completely different. I am a versatile person.

Holy shit, that guy really blocked the path

inside a bonfire of corpses!

It doesn’t really scare them.

And even here, just a gas cylinder.

It will burn out until the morning and that’s it.

only if you’re not having a concert here.

Let’s rock this hole!

Although it won’t be enough!

Maximum for warming up will do.

Like, a pause in the song, a kick drum explosion, and again some death metal.

[imitating guitar riff]

[imitating guitar riff]

My talent is wasted here!

Like that gas on the street.

Although, there is a ton of this gas everywhere!

Straight European Saudi Arabia.

Yeah, damn it, more noise!

leaving fuel barrels in narrow corridors?

I wouldn’t like. Yes you’re kidding?!

Surely he will forgive me for this quick death.

Jesus forgives if you kill quickly, right??

In any case, that’s how many barrels they dragged here?!

Huge work. without a single meaning!

And this is acting in your opinion?

We don’t need this kind of theater!

And this behavior of theirs is about intelligence, or about laziness?

Either way, it’s better than being angry all the time.

Instasamka’s acting talent imitator.

By the way, it looks very similar!

So now I have a new tradition?

Shoot every body, just in case?

This is what it means, I’m a man now?!

But I’m not like that! I don’t have that much ammo.

There are also rattlesnakes here?

Finally! My words began to be understood!

How did I miss this here?!

. black scary hissing spider-like things!

At least something brightened up my boring typical life. Just a great day!

Oh, so that’s where the ruble is.

Well, it seems like he turned it off.

The sparking has stopped, but it’s not a fact that the current has been cut off.

I’ll get out of here before everything burns to hell.

Although, a fire is not at all scary if IT IS someone else’s house.

And I’m not particularly attached to this place.

Just like his owner, otherwise,

Why would there be so many fuel barrels here??

Perhaps the aliens just spoiled

insurance scam going on here.

Because here. Yours!

Where the hell did they come from??!

One hundred percent hid in generators when I walked past them!

I don’t believe it. MOTHERFUCKING!

No! Tell me that you won’t behave this way again!

Okay, I’ll believe you.

I see you’ve learned your lesson.

And you won’t behave badly again.

On the other hand, you made that hissing noise

chilling sound.

So screw you, not my trust!

And yet, somehow they strangely fall out from everywhere.

They can’t fly?

It would make my day worse. Not by much, but still.

My pirate personality may awaken again.

And I’m still not sure what I need to go there.

If someone saw me now and asked what I forgot at the substation,

then I could finally use this phrase: "A samurai has no goal, only a path!"

And why the hell would someone answer me?!

And yes, it seems impossible, but this day could be worse!

After all, this morning I could have been teleported to some building

and accidentally break your neck. Or is it no coincidence.

We still don’t know the reason for the FIRST cascade.

Maybe my body would just teleport forever!

I would become a real ghost, because no one

I would never have predicted when my body appeared again.

MAN: Great, my brother!

So you’re following me!

MAN: Use my traps, but

be careful not to get caught in them.

Call me Mister Love Ear!

MAN: In Ravenholm you should

God, what a shame!

Now he definitely considers me a teapot

I made two mistakes in a row right in front of him.

First: I didn’t worry about enemies

I just forgot that everything, always and everywhere can kill me.

What’s wrong with me?!

I haven’t been shot for ten minutes,

and I’m already completely soft?

Somehow these jumpers have been divorced lately!

on my head! Literally!

Second mistake: he pointed a gun at me,

and I turned my back to him!

He simply said: "In the back!"

And I fucking fell for it!

Although, I should have told him this!

He might as well have said,

that my shoelaces are untied. https://bingostreetcasino.co.uk/withdrawal/ Bucks Bani level jokes!

Okay, I gotta get on the prop in case,

if the boards are loose, so that they don’t fly into my face.

I’m sure he’s filming now and hoping,

that my face will meet one of the boards.

And all this in full ash di, free and without registration.

The video begins with a comment:

"Don’t fall into the trap"

How does he even live here??

There are passages here that even a couple of beetles won’t survive.

Although the beetles themselves spoil the boards,

and if they fall down, that’s where they go!

Maybe that’s what he’s trying to achieve?

And then, what kind of party is it without Decl in the house??

By the way, how do they bring themselves food here??

There are only zombies around.

Okay, they ate all the people in town.

I don’t see any dogs or cats here either,

so they were most likely eaten too.

BUT when will they themselves begin to die of hunger??

Maybe that guy is waiting for this?

And here we have the finale of the Russian wedding –

There are only dead bodies everywhere.

. they will run out of food.

Honestly, I’m doing them a favor by shooting them.

I provide them with fresh cannibal meat!

But where the hell is gratitude??!

I guess I’m stretching out that guy’s plan for months.

I see a lever, I pull!

GOD, CHINESE MUSCVICH!

Not AGAIN!

No, this is something European.

Here’s to you good night.

MAN: That’s better!

Okay, he’s definitely filming me!

I don’t see any cameras, but there are a lot of places here,

where to put them.

And yes, I’m fucking in the future!

They couldn’t come up with anything for the shooting!

They wrapped everything here in fiber optics, and why the hell will I notice?!

By the way! Maybe that’s how they’re tracking me!

I hope they didn’t make a broadcast out of this.

It’s clear, I’m just perfect in the frame,

but if those cops notice me.

They might just bomb the city.

Or they will release nerve gas.

Well, at least get high before I die.

Keep your distance, young man!

Well IT worked.

but less effective, literally,

Goldberg cars, I haven’t seen.

But it’s not about efficiency!

And the fact is that the guy is a fan of "The Running Man",

and he made me his real prototype.

Although it doesn’t yet reach the level of a full-fledged game show.

He might still be working on it.

It turns out that my appearance was a lucky chance for him!

And now he’s testing all this on me,

to then present to the public.

And that’s good, because it’s possible

does not broadcast until the official premiere.

Well, of course, we still need light and music.

trendy graffiti everywhere.

And where the hell am I going anyway??

He still has to work and work here!

Although I think he will keep

video of me for your private collection.

It seems like he’s one of those.

And where does he think I’ll go??

These bridges are on top of the hike part of the way.

Well, as my grandfather said.

Any car can become an elevator.

Yes, he was a little crazy for me.

Or saw my future.

By the way, the engine was taken out of the car.

GRIGORI: I am Father Gregory.

met – hehe – my flock

Damn, I don’t remember the ending of The Running Man

I know that people in the show itself tried to kill him, but I don’t remember,

was it all set up so that he would lose in the end?.

And boy, how would I like to know this in my situation?.

This guy, I’ve already watched the movie 100 times.

That is, he admits some creative inaccuracies, but.

By the way, there were so many aliens here initially,

or this guy brought them himself!

I don’t understand whether he is the host or a participant in the game?

I guess it’s both.

My God. flew right by my ear.

He could have blown my head off!

And I can’t believe I’m saying this,

but it seems it was an accident?

Yes, he doesn’t shoot.

Yes, you’re not trying to kill me, you’re just not giving a damn

about all the bullshit, like “LINE OF FIRE”, so?

GRIGORI: Ah! It’s you, brother.

I’m sorry.

GRIGORI: But no harm.

GRIGORI: My bullets

the least of your worries.

Come on, don’t underestimate your bullets!

Listen. damn, I left.

Yes, he’s right that this is not my thing

BIG concern, but I will say.

So he still hears me.

Like I ALREADY SAID!

With your shot, you rose to the level of my least worries.

Not the best of achievements.

It was you that I wanted.

Damn chavoo?! You’re back?

Why did you take aim at me when I turned away??!

What the hell is this?! WHAT THE FUCKING MOVEMENT WAS THAT?!?

You better not shoot at me again!

I’m sure this guy hears voices or something.

Do you want to play with a barrel??!

In order to lie low.

And now they know about me even from space

No? Well it’ll take them a few minutes.

I still don’t understand if this guy is trying to kill me

Perhaps he himself has not yet realized this.

Or his votes won’t decide.

But what he definitely understood is that if you want to shoot the king,

then it’s better not to miss here.

Did he drink too much energy??!

Wow, the car is still on fire!

Should be a great landmark from the air.

At least it’s cloudy. At least they won’t detect it from satellites.

How the hell do I even know?,

what kind of technology do they have here??!

I think there was an episode in Star Trek where

a man got into the future and decided to scam the locals.

but there he himself was fucked,

because he didn’t understand what he was getting into!

And how does this guy feel??

What’s his name? Gregory?

His best chance to kill me was,

when he told me to turn around but didn’t shoot.

Maybe he didn’t want to, or maybe,

just hesitated. So I don’t know!

And just now there was a zombie standing in front of me.

Maybe it’s because of him that the hunters

must wear orange vests.

But what the fuck, my suit is orange?!

I thought he wasn’t killing me until I

I won’t beat his game, but that would mean he’s sane.

Or that his voices are competing. One says:

"Wait until he finishes the game".

And the other: "No! Kill him now!".

GRIGORI: Although they call me crazy.

GRIGORI: I don’t care, you’re mine

helper, my strength and my savior.

Exactly, only gunshots can drown out the voices in your head.

But he’s not crazy enough to think,

that can shoot at me without a convincing excuse.

He knows that I will kill him if anything happens.

Clean, neighborhood.

And what the hell is this??

He parried them?

I’m sure he didn’t even graduate from medical college.

It looked like the guy was just poking them with a screwdriver, pretending that he was a doctor.

Yes, I always wanted to have a fan club, but not from Putin’s squad.

Oh, here come the Solovyov lovers.

Doesn’t fire take them??

I didn’t think they were such hot guys.

Well, I won’t tell Grisha that

set fire to half of his flock. He’ll still be offended.

What if they are from his personal reserve?.

And he locked them in their cabins before the game show started,

and then release them all.

Maybe he really does catch them and transport them here.

But this will not particularly affect the overall situation, I think.

And I’m always right, I hit 100 out of 100.

After all, zombies will get hungry and eat each other.

By the way, the new face-grips are thin.

By the way, it’s funny, they immediately fly to my head, but I always knew,

that their main problem is that they are too good hunters.

They are smart, they reproduce quickly, their blood is acidic.

They will destroy the ecosystem at once.

And the show keeps getting better! The circus with horses is already here!

I’m not even sure if this is all part of the show anymore!

Before, he seemed to guide me.

I think now something becomes clear.

For example, why are bodies tied at the waist?.

Or why he keeps five washing machines in a house with no outlets.

It’s even frustrating that there is no meaning or concept here.

Just a guy with a leaky roof.

It’s like in movies when the plot doesn’t add up,

they say it was just a dream.

If it was a dream the zombies would turn to jelly,

and Grisha’s head suddenly began to float while talking, because she’s a ball.

Soooo, this is not the place for me.

Yes, I DON’T HAVE A LOT OF THEM! AND I’M NOT PROUD OF IT!

YOP – YOUR LEFT!

NOW IT’S OFFICIALLY WORSE THAN MY LAST HUT!

THIS BORDER HAS BEEN PASSED!

THIS IS NOT A DREAM!

GRIGORI: Here, brother!

GRIGORI: Come closer.

I’m already on the edge!

GRIGORI: You stirred up HELL

GRIGORI: I like it.

GRIGORI: I have better weapons

GRIGORI: Good. Now keep it close.

And you’re a great neighbor!

GRIGORI: My advice.. aim for the head

GRIGORI: They’re coming.

GRIGORI: There is no peace in Ravenholm.

You are the best I’ve met today!

GRIGORI: Woe to us

Why are they so crazy?? What are you feeding them here??

Okay, go inside. Your roof is still leaking, you might catch a cold.

It was too close.

You still don’t understand where the firing line is.

Have you ever worked in the police before by chance??

Yes, but now he’s gone. Great.

And where the hell should I go??

Well, at least he didn’t offer me to fly to him on homemade wings.

Does he want me to jump into that tank like a clown??!

What, he wants to say that I’m a clown?!

Well, my suit is multi-colored.

Didn’t think to look for other clothes in those washing machines?.

Although, I’m pretty sure he’s holding people’s heads there.

Or maybe whole bodies.

Launders their dirt, there.

Translation and voice acting thanks to Uncle Krasius. His channel is in the description,

come and give him a like as a thank you. Mikhail Malyarov and others.

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Best comments

Wow, Freeman’s Mind on StopGame. It’s like I’m back in 2009. All that remains is to wait for the new release of Igrozor.

Waited for twenty years in Azkaban. By the way, how many new issues has the author already made??

Wow, Ravenholm, judging by the preview. I once looked through a dozen and a half episodes on blogs

I’ve always wanted to have a fan club, but not someone like you. It’s kind of offensive. Apology accepted. Oh this one is still alive? And why did it catch fire?? I didn’t think they were hot.

Kulakov is back, Freeman’s Mind. What’s going on?

The need for the translator to add sedition and come up with his own interpretation in the scene about the fan club and zombies is highly questionable. Ross’s version sounds fine in a literal translation, it does not need additional meanings and leaves room for imagination.

I agree that Ross goes overboard with his puns sometimes. What is this fancy Mr. worth it?. Trapeze. Here you have a play on the words trap + ease, and the word trapezoid is not out of place in the vocabulary of “PhD” Gordon Freeman. In general, it seems to me that an academic degree should be given to everyone who dares to hold both sides of this coin in translation and copes with this task.

It became interesting. And what did the joke about Putin and Solovyov sound like in the original??

I agree about the fan club and zombies. Such things come out of boredom when Ross once again comments on the same thing or simply states facts, simply filling in pauses.